Really poor wording on this article. Most people don’t think “bringing your phone into the shower,” means “leave your phone in the bathroom while you take a shower.”

Very telling that almost every state not part of that zone is a red state.

Speaking of Legendary, if you’ve ever played Balatro you can come across Triboulet as one of the five legendary Jokers in the game. All five are based on famous jesters and entertainers from history or media with their effects always being a reference to their story.

In Triboulets case he gives 2x mult to any played king or queen.

This reminds me of the story about Triboulet, a jester for the king of France.

One day, Tribulet slaps the French king’s ass. This makes the king so mad he threatens to have Triboulet executed if he doesn’t come up with an apology that was even more insulting than than this prank.

Tribulet responded by saying: “I’m sorry your majesty, I thought you were the Queen!”

This provoked the king even further, so he condemned him to death. However since he had served faithfully for many years, the king offered him the choice of how he would die.

So Triboulet said: “Good sire, I choose to die from old age.”

This finally made the king laugh, which led to him allowing Triboulet be banished from France instead of executed.

Actually, it’s quite freeing to look at this situation and just say “fuck em.”

Brits didn’t vote for Brexit twice, Le Pen has never been president of France despite three attempts and AFD has never had any real power in Germany. I’ll give you Italy’s Meloni, but the rest are just weak whataboutisms.

That’s fine. You were in your blunder years and not even old enough to vote. At least you were paying attention and willing to learn.

There are people three times your age who’ve voted for that pedo rapist three consecutive times and still support him, even as he burns their world to the ground.

Unlike them, you were smart enough to avoid the cult. Be proud of that, if nothing else.

Where’d he get pants that size? Did he rob it off a Ken doll?

80 something year old head of state dies

It isn’t Trump

Keep trying, Universe. You’ll get there eventually.

It took Lincoln hours to die. Getting shot in the head isn’t as instant of a death as most people think.

And they always break all the mods when they do these updates too! Nobody wants them to update the game, because half the mods aren’t even being worked on anymore and now they’re basically unusable.

He’s the best thing to happen to quite a lot of countries not named USA…

Some might also be in the lost & found.

He’s a professional loser. This is what he does best.

That, and rape little girls.

I’m guessing dads are on a different belt?