Tankiedesantski [he/him]

Then sounds like Epic is just being greedy fucks.

Might as well ask Nintendo if the next Pokemon game will be released on Steam Deck and PS5.

Even though it’s cooperative, can randos still join your game and grief you? I wouldn’t want to deal with a cheat engine enabled griefer.

I feel like Sweden should cop at least as much shit as Switzerland does for the Nazi gold.

Never ask a woman her age.

Never ask a man his salary.

Never ask a Swede which country’s military they propped up by selling iron ore to between 1939 and 1945.

Also I live with one of those bootlickers and all their opinions are exactly as myopic, contrarian and self-aggrandizing as you would think

“I delivered a cost reduction of 21 cents per man hour to the shareholders, so my bonus is going up this year” type of thing?

Remnants of the German 6th Army commiserate over the last of their rations, Stalingrad, December 1942, colorized

This is how you get flat earthers.

I think this is common to most languages: English speakers lecturing native speakers about how they’re grammatically incorrect based on some rule printed in an entry-level language textbook.

I once saw a white dude confidently assert to a Japanese person that 全然 could not be used in the positive and only in the negative. Dude wouldn’t even back down after the Japanese speaker got out their phone and showed him a famous 12th century (or something) poem that used 全然 in the affirmative. That’s like trying to correct someone’s grammar and then getting shut down by Shakespeare.

“$1.18 with tax” for maximum inconvenience.

Bro she’s busy manning the red telephone to an important world leader. If she fucks up we could all die in a nuclear war. Let her concentrate.

Enjoy this joke while you can still reasonably assume that peoples’ parents are homeowners.

My old desktop seemed to have something wrong with its LAN port and the troubleshooter fixed it pretty consistently.

Yeah, libertarians acknowledge that 12 year olds are children, they just also want to fuck children.

I have a satellite photo of Zagorath genociding Tupac and unless he accepts this evidence he is a genocide denier.

Wow, look at this racism denial from the same person who was criticizing Tankies for genocide denial.

“The meme was started by a Chinese person, therefore it can’t be racist” is just a new veneer on “black rappers use the n-word in music, therefore it’s not racist if I use it.”

I’m still a proud leftist, but geez nothing has made me question that stance more than seeing how fervently the tankies deny genocides and defend aggressive warmongering—as long as the country perpetrating it is one that calls itself “communist”, or is a successor to one that used to call itself communist.

If that were true then we’d all be falling over ourselves to defend Pol Pot instead of calling him a shit and a CIA puppet and not wanting anything to do with him.

A: “Who needs they Pizzussy ate?”

B: “Fuck off Steve, if you want a calzone then order one next time. You’re not getting any of mine.”

His mask with the mouth cut out is

Xi used Stalin’s comically large spoon to generate a cell signal interference field over all of Xinjiang and Tibet.