Cmon, I say “OK Boomer” ONCE and trillions die? Unfair!

Absolutely deserved. Good on em!

Then the inevitable yotube mashup with Geoff proudly proclaiming GOTY to Clair Beach 33: Expedition Death!

She’s an absolute cunt.

Thank you 😬

I’m waiting to hear back from the bank about a home loan. I’ve never experienced it this bad before.

Shut up, brain.

“And then suddenly, tentacles”

“You are sheltering enemies of the Plumber… are you not?”

Me: scrolling looks good!

Website: This section is available to paid supporters only.

Me: …

I now know more about the Philippines

This is canon now, great answer 😄

The hell is a Palawan

I refuse to own a printer. On the odd occasion I need to print something and I’m not at work, the local copy place can do it for fuck all and I don’t need to worry about ink subscriptions or the print queue not working that day.

The Ice Pirates.

Ron Perlman and one of the funniest fight scenes from the 80s.

I keep my phone in my pocket, and stuff will always end up rubbing against it. I plan on either reselling or giving this phone away in the future, so in keeping it as mint as possible.

There’s already a few noticeable scratches on the protector (S25 Ultra) so while it’s a tough phone, it replaced a Pixel 5 which had a pristine front glass after I was done with it.

Keeping to the car analogies, they’re like floormats. Not needed, but good to have.

Case and screen protector. This phone cost me over a grand, and you only need to drop it once.

Would you drive a car without a seatbelt?

All that tequila soaking into the felt, Quentin has to wring the leg out just to feel alive

Goddamnit I even did the voice on my head as I read your post. Well done

“Heetler… ees… out of de way.”

/cue Hell March