As per my previous email

you should probably change your password

Has every state closed the gun show loophole yet?

Sportsbooks aren’t allowed to take bets on illegal activities so we may never know

If you ain’t first you’re last

One of them works for a hospital the other works at 7eleven

There are more hydrogen atoms in a single water molecule than there are stars in the entire solar system.

Everyone thinks their own line of work is safe because everyone knows the nuances of their own job. But the thing that gets you is that the easier a job gets the fewer people are needed and the more replaceable they are. You might not be able to make a robot cashier, but with the scan and go mobile app you only need an employee to wave a scanner (to check that some random items in your cart are included in the barcode on your receipt) and the time per customer to do that is fast enough that you only need one person, and since anyone can wave a scanner you don’t have much leverage to negotiate a raise.

Hopefully a Rick roll

Don’t put the gun within reach of the printer, come on

Can’t are

Everyone is too afraid to break the norm, it’s easy to go along with everyone being naked but if you’re the first to break tradition you get ogled

The hp printer app says it needs your location to connect to WiFi. It says it needs your location all the time when not using the app, again to connect to WiFi

Reddit sets the threshold for violent content really low. At one point someone asked if a prisoner who is medically revived from the dead has served their life sentence, I answered that you have to be irrevocably dead, and admins said that promoted or glorified violence. I made no mention of violence whatsoever, nothing I said encouraged violence in any way, and somehow even on appeal they didn’t realize how ridiculous that was.

They check if you are on NICS, which is a list of people who can’t have guns no matter the reason: felonies, misdemeanor domestic violence, involuntary commitment, renounced citizenship, dishonorable discharge, protective orders, etc.

He doesn’t love her as much as he would a worm.

It’s easy syntax for math

If I protect the body it’s “why does the soul need a body” and if I don’t protect the body it’s “how does reconstructing the body make sure the soul comes with it” it’s a catch-22 is what it is.

Physicists

Cheat codes are just low tech micro transactions because they would have a 1-900 number to call for them.