I know you’re right about this

I have never sent a dick pic solicited or unsolicited.

I just don’t think most women are into them the way guys are into nudes.

I think its: “This is not the place to reach out for help.”

Whipper-Snipper (Australia)

Although its a meme, its based on truth: Touch grass.

Go for a walk somewhere green, burn off some of the adrenaline your anxiety is producing.

A Meriadoc Brandybuck to your Peregrin Took

If you look at all the traits animals and plants have, there are correlations and patterns unrelated to the environment, consistent only with a pattern of descent with modification.

For example, all the animals that produce milk also have fur, while all the animals with beaks and hollow bones also have feathers.

These groups of correlated organisms are found regardless of their environment, so penguins have all the bird traits even though they live in the ocean, seals have all the mammal traits even though they live in the ocean.

This pattern only has one consistent explanation: life on earth is a result of descent with modification: evolution.

Probably a good idea to let him know how you are being treated.

My partner and I deal with toxic family by cutting them out of our lives. Only got time for kind people.

Damn this has made me hungry, and I’ve just had dinner.

Some would ask, how could a perfect God create a universe filled with so much that is evil. They have missed a greater conundrum: why would a perfect God create a universe at all?

-Sister Miriam Godwinson - Datalinks

Sacha Baron Cohen is one classy son of a bitch.

He played Ali G. He risked his life interviewing conservatives. He infuriated the Kazakhstan government.

People need to understand that in a democracy, winning the plurality of the votes is not the same as winning the election. If no-one will work with him, he will not be in government.

Bro would it be weird if we rubbed armpits to swap microbiomes

Often antiperspirants create a cycle of dependency. They kill off some of the benign bacteria and favour the ones that produce strong body odour, so if you stop using them you stink.

I grew up in a region where no-one used antiperspirant or deodorant. Nobody smelt bad. People have a smell, but its not strong.

When I moved to the city and smelt post-basketball teenage BO, it was so bad.

I dont use antipersperant. I have asked many people if I smell, all agree I dont.

4chan

I’m happy to eat bugs. Lobsters are basically bugs.

Don’t conflate the ecologically sustainable practice of bug-eating with American fascist secret service bullshit.