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Same reason they tied up the others, and put them on a spit over an open fire…

Yup. I’ve heard many, (like the tri-colour toothpaste) and at one point I learned all the ways they were heresy.

I’m going to use that logic toward everything in my life now. Why are you spending your money on a big tv instead of investing it? That makes no sense! Exactly. That’s how you know my logic is divine.

Even this would be considered heresy by the Church. The idea of the Trinity is that all 3 can exist at the same time, but they’re still the same person. Not just masks, but 3 literally different people, but also the same person.

Hannibal? The makeup alone took 6 hours each day.

This is how it’ll happen. Opt in. They’ll charge more by default and then you can share your safe driving with them to lower your premium. It’s often how it currently works with odometer readings, except not through a smart car, just a quick dash reading.

What could go wrong?

Seriously, tell me all the ways it could go wrong. It makes me happy thinking about it.

Including your comment

1. Strap helmets on your kids.

2. Fill an automatic pet feeder with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

3. Do nothing else.

Imagine I keep a log of everyone I encounter… their race, hair colour, eye colour, glasses shape, accent, gender, fingernail length, ear lobe shape, everything. I would probably encounter the same people every so often, and I would be able to recognize them from my log.

Now imagine that one of them started dying their hair and putting in coloured contact lenses, and they changed it up every day. I may be able to collect all of the details about them. They’re very unique. But… I couldn’t match them against anyone in my log, even though I’ve seen them multiple times.

Having a unique browser fingerprint is perfectly fine if it constantly changes. They can collect all of those details about you, but if you keep changing key details, they won’t be able to recognize you.

iOS 17 Safari (especially with enhanced fingerprint protection on) is really good at fingerprint protection. It rotates a few data points like canvas ID so that it makes you look like a new fingerprint each time.

Fingerprint analyzers can find out lots about your fingerprint that way, but if your fingerprint keeps changing, it becomes difficult to identify you. Unique fingerprints don’t mean anything if your fingerprint keeps changing.

Normally I would upvote, but 2024 is a leap year. It’s 365.

1923 is a little premature. He wasn’t appointed Chancellor of Germany until 10 years after that. Hitler was actually in prison in 1923 for attempting a coup, so it wouldn’t have been too upsetting to say you were against him.

Seriously. How is it that the guy who didn’t put an intermission in his 3.5 hour movie is whining about people not wanting to see his movies in the cinema anymore?

I’ll watch this one, but I’ll do it at home where I can take needed breaks.

Voyager and Mlem offer it on iOS.

You could also argue that drama and emotion can be safest experienced at home.

Save the wild action for the arena of the theatre.

This is a great point to make. And maybe he should be celebrating home theatres. It’s my home theatre where I watch the serious drama. It’s the big screen where I watch the explosions.

Maybe with one ship worker screaming out “WILSOOON!!!”

I think this is the best answer. Power may be political power, influence, or money. Regardless, people use that power to change our lives and remove the control we have over our own decisions.

Right? It’s such a US way of thinking to assume the entire world needs to hear about your issues.