Lmao I don’t think I saw that

1,000,000% this

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=sensory+chew+necklace&ia=shopping&iax=shopping

I’ve reported you to the US government. Removal pending

Are you willing to name the Lemmy users doing this?

Your wording leaves me wondering whether you’re suggesting that they’re actively working with the feds, or just being helpful to them without that intent?

There’s also a couple of already-controversial Lemmy users who are collaborating with the US government by judas-kissing everyone after having honeypotted them.

What?

both

pats

This rule is my favorite lol

Ah I see, thanks ☺ Good kitty

Is that abuse?

@Una@europe.pub pls translate

Do Not Interact (with us) lol

There’s little in the article to suggest these kids were abused or neglected in any way. It sounds like they were living a cool life

On Tuesday, a day after Tom Phillips was shot dead by the police and his children — now aged 9, 10 and 12 — were recovered from the wilderness existence they had inhabited since December 2021, the story didn’t have a simple ending, officials said.

For a moment, I thought the kids helped shoot their dad

I believe the Microsoft account is hosted on Lea.pet, which doesn’t have those rules

Hell yeah, thanks for the reinforcement

I didn’t make it up tho btw, I borrowed it

Wonderfully put! I’d like to add something, but it breaks this instances rules, so I’m gonna make a meme about it instead lol

I just think it’s funny, and I can’t be serious in anything that I do, but I’m open to replacing that bit with a more relevant line if anyone’s got any good ideas

Edit: it’s not just random though btw- it’s a provocative and absurdist tag line relevant to themes of personal insurrection