ToeKneegee

I’ve heard that something like 67.3% of statistics are made up on the spot and 95.2% of people believe then whether they’re accurate or not - especially if there’s a decimal involved.

Sic meme

I’m pretty good at repairing the means of production, so not to different here

I like to tell people “wow, he never does that” even when he totally does that with everyone. It makes people happy

Cocainecoonie movie when?

a turd is the heaviest thing in the world; not even an elephant can hold one for very long