TomMasz

It’s like product reviews. The people leaving a review are either angry about the product or are so pleased they feel a need to tell the world about it. Most people, on the other hand, just use the product, have a perfectly average opinion of it, and don’t feel a need to tell the world. What makes things seem awful or great is you don’t usually know what percentage of the overall customer base they represent. Fifty bad reviews can be a red flag or noise depending on how many customers there are.

There’s hate, and then there’s hate, you know?

That’s a trained duck.

X Pretend CEO Linda Yaccarino

To Satan, I presume.

Future technician trying to solve a problem by reading the machine log: What. The. Fuck?

Not an aviation expert, but that sure looks like an excessive amount of tape.

Serenity now. Serenity now! Serenity NOW!!!

Meta has been running ads claiming no one can read your WhatsApp messages, including them. For some reason, I’m not 100% sure about this. It’s hard to imagine they can resist grabbing all that data for their AI somehow.

My volunteer fire department was able to march in sync in parades despite having enjoyed a few adult beverages beforehand. What the Army did had to be deliberate.

Working as intended then?

I was one of the foolish ones who hoped it wouldn’t happen.

Dyson has inhaled too much ozone from electric motors.

I joined when Apollo went silent. Coincidentally, I’m wearing my Clipollo t-shirt as I type this.

Lincoln was a pretty good wrestler when he was younger. Booth would have had his hands full if Lincoln had grabbed him.

Am I the only one who thought this said FREON?

owww my (face) bones hurt a lot