♪ Attend the story of Sneezy Todd
The al-lergic barber of Fleet Street ♫

The pumpkin spice must espresso.

♪ I saw three ships come sailing in ♫…and called my analyst.

Tolkien’s Tokens.

His dad’s family emigrated from there.
Source: I most resemble my maternal grandfather, and have run across a dozen or more folk from around Elgin, Scotland, who could be my bleedin’ twin!

“The dividends to shareholders can’t handle the load” is the correct phrasing. Underinvesting in infrastructure maintenance and expansion, and in R&D, solely in order to re-distribute the wealth.
To the major shareholders.

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”- Mark Twain

Give the Orange One 10 minutes, and he’ll be throwing tantrums and tariffs at the EU.

It’s _fnord a complete _fnord mystery to me.

Reality never measures up to the Ideal.

The price for even cheap heroin these days. It’s a crime, I’m tellin’ ya.

Our Sun is a second- or third-generation star. All of the rocky and metallic material we stand on, the iron in our blood, the calcium in our teeth, the carbon in our genes were produced billions of years ago in the interior of a red giant star. We are made of star-stuff. - Carl Sagan

Instead of erasing that twit’s name from everything, why don’t we just tuck all the reminders of him into a set of warehouses down some little used side-street. We could call it ‘Damnation Alley’…