So gold is inflation-proof?

The Streisand effect itself is victim blaming

Victim blaming and gaslighting

Surely eating a banana has more exposure than just holding it

Me… want… engulf… Bender! RAAWWWRRR!

And mix these mixed nuts!! I see two almonds touching!!

Huh, it didn’t hurt the second time.

Professor: And Fry, you have that brain thing

Fry: I ALREADY DID!

Capitalism turned them from members of society into individual consumers

Does she serve spicy goat?

Afterlife? If I had to go through another life, I would kill myself

LETS GO ALREADYYYYY!

Wingus, Dingus, listen up. We’re going to give the aliens the old switcheroo.

[in the library, absorbing all of Earth’s knowledge] Chief Giant Brain: Pathetic human race. Arranging their knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands! Ha ha ha ha!

I had more, but you go ahead.

Fry, acting like a moron won’t solve anything.

Ok, ok. We’re not gonna force you until I finish this sentence. Get him!

Well, you obviously won’t listen to reason, so I guess I’ll listen to idiotic-ness and come with you.