UnspecificGravity

Shame they are going to send you a “battery protection update” that makes your phone last 45 minutes between charges on year three.

I’d bet against any plan that requires Google to not fuck you over for a whole 7 years.

That’s not who lost money here. Those assholes were out LONG before the rug got pulled on the dummies that bought this garbage.

He was holding his baby sister when a dog was about to be run over by a car. He was so shocked when she fell to his feet in ashes that he didn’t even save that dog. In that moment he promised himself that he would always make the numerically superior choice.

We used to play a “serial killer” game in Red Dead Redemption. The goal is to kidnap a woman without getting seen by anyone. Its actually a lot harder than you would think because female NPCs are RARELY unescorted in the game. It opens up an element of planning and stealth that you (or at least I) don’t usually use in that game.

Because their deaths are politically useful.

I really miss some of the extra content we got with physical media releases. The commentary tracks had some real gems in lots of shit.

They are already too out of touch to even realize how fucking bonkers they look to anyone not already in their little bubble.

Kinda hard to rattle your saber when you already smashed it to pieces failing to kill a crippled animal.