California has sales and use tax that requires you to disclose untaxed purchases made online or out of state. Probably get away with it, but is illegal to not report. You do you.

Holy Ghost?

“I got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell, commas!

Dicks out for Harambe

Smells like elderberries

Skeets ahead or behind?

It’s one milkshake, is it worth five dollars?

Yes

Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo! Take off to the Great White North Take off, it’s a beauty way to go

Aquafaba from garbanzo beans is an excellent egg substitute for baking.

Deez eggs

Sixty five percent of adults worldwide are lactose intolerant. Not a good source for the majority.

I’ll take a couple of them Fabergé eggs.

Gooning the Oreo

Tri tip coated with Santa Maria style dry rub, grilled with indirect heat until almost done and finished over the coals to char. Sides of Pinquito beans, corn on the cob, and grilled bread dipped in garlic butter.
I sometimes add California Sagebrush (Artemesia californica, aka Cowboy cologne, not a true Sage but I digress) to the rub and it adds a nice dimension to the flavor. Just a suggestion, can have just as a steak.

But Dad, I’m jesus christ

A butt tuba > foot notes

I’ve had an iHome alarm clock at my bedside since 2005. It has a dock for an iPod and a utility plug for other audio devices. Many other brands of alarm clock have utility plugs for audio input as well. Phone different? Yes. Superior? No.

Gonna need a bigger towel to sop up the jet fuel

Cheese and rice Superstar