used brave for like a year, saved up however much in their stupid coin and when i went to get it, my browser reset how many ads i saw.

Sentences only spoken within the decade

What do you folks think, unleash it on every dump on earth? Or cultivate it in pseudo-recycling centers?

Man if only there was some kind of like, super long car that just had a ton of metal wheels and used electricity

If I vow to never come within 2 feet of money ever again I’ll die within 2 months

Why would you text someone a zip? I always send any files like that over email, I recommend ProtonMail for security but what do I know

What does this have to do with ladders

Well Marx is basically father Christmas lol

God I remember sitting at the family computer just looking up bad luck Brian in Google images

Is the drinking water safe ANYWHERE anymore? Seems like every month I hear about a civil report regarding new crap found in new areas

Why are Beavis and Butthead going through chemo?

Bro you took the color outta the Gameboy color lmao

You’re not gonna get better unless you make yourself get better. Feeling bad now isn’t gonna magically stash good feelings for next year, you’re just wasting your time

Happens to the best of us, no way you could’ve known it would flip lol