Yeah 22 is probably a little young. Just wrap that willy bro

‘Like watching a monkey try to fuck a football’

‘About as useful as a wooden dick on a sawhorse’

Etc.

Very fucking helpful

If you’re talking about the standard ‘gray’ aliens, then I believe the first recorded encounter was Betty and Barney Hill. Since then there have been lots of other similarly described encounters.

And if you put any stock in these accounts, maybe we usually depict them as humans because they look like humans…