little bobby tables’ dad.

I dont know what you are saying…

wait until it hits little bobby tables…

https://xkcd.com/327/

Not Safe For Life. Usually it is something horrific that many people never want to see… Unlike boobies.

I didnt know about this channel, but i found it an enjoyable watch. thanks for the tip!

Ubuntu is a good starter distro. It is up to date and has the most documentation/examples on the web. It is the most likely to “just work”. Install it and test it out.