Thuddy. You can still make it sting with the right motion, but thuddy is where its at IMO.

Mostly though I use various paddles.

I’ll go with…

What’s your favorite category of porn to get off to?

I’m in my 40’s, my wife will be 40 this year. Sexiest woman I know.

That said, I’d been with much older women in my early 20s, had some wonderful times with a woman in her 50s.

Age isn’t that big of a deal after a certain point.

Thats an extremely binary view, and sexuality doesnt work like that, its a spectrum.

Now I would say they are not straight, but it does not make them now explicitly gay.

Its not.

I had said in the past “Well it would be a blowjob, and I’m not giving it so that doesnt make me gay” - because despite knowing people who were bi, for some reason my brain didnt acknowledge being in as an option for me.

I’ve resolved that since, but only for a few years now, and I’m in my mid fourties.

I’d volunteer to be “straight” for you 😉

Tongue, fuck, watch your ass getting fucked…

There are no bad choices!

I got my lifetime subscription so long ago there weren’t any viable options at the time.

And now I just use jellyfin (and occasionally toss them some dollars for dev because its awesome).

Like? No.

Love? Oh fuck yes

No…

We had a great time, continued to have her join in, then she got a bf and he joined in too (though no swapping at that point, just the ladies playing).

Still close friends with them both.

That would be way too distracting, porn is the precursor only in our home

Unfortunate, but better to figure that part out sooner rather than later.

I’m sure you’ll find someone to appreciate you (and your body…) the way you should be!