Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper, too?

Just needs the imbedded lenses and she’d would’ve been an amazing Molly Millions.

First thing I thought of when I saw the meme.

Something something modern software resource utilization.

More like a haymaker.

I’m honestly beside myself.

Then remember immediately the next time you get in the shower. Vicious cycle.

Does truth social have an app?

They’re talking about a crash pad for poop, since some people don’t like it making a sound when they take a dump in public.

Or a tried and true classic, The Plague.

MEMETIC HAZARD DETECTED. PLEASE EVACUATE THE INSTANCE.

Shoegaze 4 lyfe.

Blood for the Sun God, skulls for the Hermann Miller office chair. Sun God values ergonomics.

Sheer force of will.

They’re talking about how this tweet is from 2018. Different situation then.

There can be only one!

I came here not to feel, nor to define real, but merely to have my laughter peal. I have been enlightened by happenstance. Curse you, Entropy!

Be the change you want to see in the world.

More like “is the shit others have seen”. You’re the catalyst to making Scotty, Scotty you diabolical bastard.

Fall Out Boy intensifies