Same thing happened to me with a Tim Hortons bagel. Border guards with small dicks having a power trip. The best part? The question on the computer was “are you importing any xyz…”. I was not importing it, I was eating it at the airport. Still had my Nexus taken.

That’s a fun memory with your mom. With parents like that, how did you grow up to be an angry seal?

36% are over 25.

So happy to see a reference to Escape Velocity. I spent so many hours playing that game as a teen, modding and creating my own spaceships in Mechanisto. Good times.

Rub in one direction with a flat palm and it pulls the hair out as you go.

That’s a throw for in front of the TV, not bedsheets. But the trick works on bedsheets also. And yes my cats sleep with me because why not?