The smug “I don’t use Reddit” attitude

In many to jurisdictions, the coroner is the only person with the authority to arrest the sheriff and is an elected position.

Yeah, about that school food comparison

Ok but the 2016 Ghostbusters was accused of being the fall of western civilization by the alt right. That thing lives rent free in their heads.

Who needs green energy when we have a green reflecting pool?

The NyQuil is gonna win forever.

MLK was assassinated by the government

He thought he was on Google but was too lazy to delete the text field so he rolled with it.

He should have demanded $8 million and said that god would call him home if he didn’t reach his goal like what Oral Robert’s did.