Time travel, evidently.

Why do you use the distro you use?

People said Ubuntu is easy, but I prefer green to orange so I went with Mint.

What’s the correct interpretation for cat in pants?

This is truly awful. Microsoft need to return to sanity. Awful awful awful.

I quote, absolutely directly:

both sides are the same

It’s a breathtakingly stupid take.

And back in real life rather than your imagination, we’ve got the actual rapist versus the guy who once smelled someone’s hair. Yeah definitely both the same. /s

Yeah, America is a capitalist hellhole, but the false equivalence you folks are pushing is absolutely astonishing.

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It blows my mind that even now, there are people like you who claim they can’t tell the difference between Biden and Trump.

Bold of you to suggest that attempting to teach these people would change anything on the world.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink.

Voting conservative is a failure of empathy. Once it affects them themselves, then they see the downsides.

Fat contains long hydrocarbon H-C-H chains (with other stuff at the end). When it’s broken down to release energy, it combines with (3) oxygen O2 molecules, making H=O=H (water, H2O) that you sweat, pee or breathe out, and O=C=O (carbon dioxide) that your breathe out. Carbon accounts for significantly more of the weight than the hydrogen and it’s in this sense that you breathe it out.

If you breathe significantly more without exercise, you’ll hyperventilate, which I’m sure is even less fun than the exercise in lengthy doses, and I don’t think you’ll lose weight.

How right you are, and how wrong I am. The clues were there for me to pick up, like it’s in the name, and I’ve only seen hundreds of screenshots of it and i can’t quite believe I thought this for so long without even the slightest logical thought or questioning of the reasoning. Doh!

Yeah, I’ve never been to 4chan, but think a greentext is a specific type of 4chan post (with a green background) where the poster shares some story from their life, often starting with the phrase “be me”. Apparently there’s an oft-used catchphrase response “Fake and gay”, often followed up with reasoning like “Fake: nobody wears flares any more. Gay: op is clearly lusting after his homies.”

Like I say, I’ve never been there and this might all be very incorrect.

They moderate !greentext@sh.itjust.works

You are completely correct. Putin used to work for the KGB back when Russia considered itself communist. Many, many things are broken, including this meme and my attempt at a reinterpretation of it.

At first I thought “Nazis wouldn’t take communist dick”, but then I remembered Trump and Putin.

(The baby isn’t Palestine, though, it’s the global trade war Trump is starting or Elon Musk or JD Vance or something.)

I score zero for reading comprehension!

This makes no sense. Changing the number on the clocks isn’t what makes you change your sleep/wake cycle AT ALL. It’s changing when the working day starts that does that.

Yeah, that is silly. If you’re going to be that radical, you may as well go decimal at the same time. 10 hours, 100 minutes, 100 seconds. Ignore when the sun rises. Have 400 days in a year, ignore when the seasons come. I bet you my best docker container people hate and ignore the broken system that bears no relationship to their reality.