I don’t remember everything but I know they had the whole line of tenga stuff

Just go to the sex toy floor in the don Quixote and make all your dreams cum true

If I don’t creampie her, hell yeah I’ll go in 😛

You mean the guy she paid to post here?

I prefer trimmed or shaved bush, otherwise it can get unruly. But full bush is fine.

Armpits and arms I don’t really care.

Leg hair is a big no, I just can’t. I love smooth legs on a woman.

Facial hair, nope. Hairy nips too lol

Eat her out and make her cum first, that will make taking that hog easier, plus she won’t be mad when you pop in 30 seconds

No. She is an adult, if she wanted some dick it doesn’t matter how old it is, it’s her decision.

Date? 35

Fuck? 18

Tubegalore is good, it aggregates a bunch of other sites. Just make sure to set video length to 5+ minutes to filter out the free trial bullshit

The eyebrows confirm

As a not gay man, pretty fucking awesome, there’s nothing better than a compliment from a gay dude

I bet she is a smokin hot milf now

Just don’t cover the nose lol

Can I fuck your wife

As a man I stare longingly into the other man’s eyes while I fuck his wife

No this is my real name

Bring a Nintendo switch

Tubegalore, I like it because it searches a bunch of sites

• Gatorade
• Condoms
• Wet wipes
• Towels
• Hand sanitizer
• Lube
• Candles
• Puppy blankets
• A good playlist
• A nice charcuterie board
• Ice packs
• Heating pads
• Karate lessons
• Mouthwash
• Dental floss
• Viagra
• A referee
• Steel chairs and ladders
• Rope