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We’re putting hardwood in our upstairs bedrooms. I just finished the hallway and the carpeted bedrooms, I’m now procrastinating starting on the final bedroom. I’m not looking forward to scraping parquet floor and glue for hours…

I keep hoping for Mario Kart Ultimate with every retro track, but I know I’m just setting myself up for disappointment.

Well, not all chicks love fighter jets

Roy

Closed because many years ago a firefighter gave a fire safety talk at our elementary school. He told us to keep the door closed at night since it can give you an extra 30 minutes to escape in a fire. For some reason this advice stuck with me…