blow first (or not at all), then q tip, in case you got saliva in it when you blew on it

you are a smooth orb of nothing

I’ve never felt so seen

The children yearn for the mines, but many of us lose that sense of wonder as we get older.

Getting married doesn’t have to cost a lot of money, if a couple chooses to spend a lot on their wedding they’re doing it for that sake, but it’s not necessary.

Because people facing deportation aren’t billionaire campaign donors, so the law doesn’t work for them

USA should probably copy a lot of Swedish things, but we won’t

“I had to suffer so you should too!”

But then they’ll just start fucking to that rhythm, everyone knows it’s the best song to fuck to

That’s ok, guy at the lever and the rest of his buddies are working to accelerate that process

Due to medical issues, my mother has had several doctor visits the last couple years and part of that was monitoring blood pressure. The only items you listed that was mentioned to her was to have feet flat on the floor and legs not crossed. For everything else, as someone else said, I think it’s more important that you’re consistent, e.g. either keep your arm down or raised every time. Obligatory iana dr., this is not medical advice.

You know this is a comic, not a news article, right?

African or European?

No one is born an incel, you have to be vulnerable to that sort of ideology and then exposed to it. There will always be vulnerable people, and so incels keep happening as long as they can put their shitty ideas out there for other people to see and be molded by. They’ll die alone, but that usually takes a fair bit of time to happen, which allows their ideas to spread.

Big “you can’t fire me, I quit” energy

They die, but thanks to the internet they get to spread their repugnant ideas around anyway

I believe they were going for 10 extended family members. e.g. 4 grandparents, 2 “adults”, 4 kids. Kinda like this:

I’m pretty sure their point is that the two aren’t comparable. No one actually uses archive.org like a music streaming site, thus the suit would be ridiculous.

So if I take 2, 12 hours apart, I can get by with just a couple 2 hour naps?

The actual one we had in the 80s and 90s

“Not applicable” is typically abbreviated n/a or N/A but I guess reading it aloud would sound the same as NA