As a fish user i relate to this

Finally everyome will know how cultured I am (“femur breaker 10 hours”)

I tend to use the names of angels for my personal devices (which surprisingly was inspired by this and not NGE)

For laptops I tend to use demons instead, just seems to fit better (which actually was inspired by Gundam IBO but this is the list)

For example:

• desktop (Linux side) is Raziel
• desktop (windows side 😩) is Azrael
• main laptop is Gusion
• eBay Thinkpad is Barbatos

I see a private ambulance service driving around my town occasionally and it always makes my skin crawl