I work for an it department who resells their old stock online, we scrub the disks before sales, physical destruction is not possible.

It won’t stop “anyone”, I’ve been lead to believe there are ways even after a single pass, to recover data. if I had anything to hide, I would use a physical destruction method, nothing else

Use shred , it will automate multiple random passes, and finish with a zero pass.

Look at someone who is cold, their lips are blue, someone who is hot, will be red.

Monkey’s paw: it is a potion with an aoe 10’ radius, makes everyone violently ill.

You’ll never see above the clouds if you don’t put in the effort to climb the mountain. Be brave and risk getting hurt, it’s normal to be scared, but there’s no way to get the best out of life without making yourself vulnerable.

I only use Reddit for fapping these days

No-one has mentioned “And so I watch you from afar” or “Redneck manifesto”.

What about the forrests?

This is quite a list, you have good taste.

These days, Reddit is for fapping only.