GiantFloppyCock

Do they shrink in the wash? Maybe you could wash on a cold cycle and hang-dry, since I suspect drying in a machine would do the most shrinking.

This took me way too long to understand.

Another absolute banger, this guy can’t miss!

God I love this comment section

Never had a headache? Good fucking god what a lucky bastard.

Sorry man, yours isn’t even a power. It comes default with the Y chromosome. I can be staring directly at something I’m looking for and not register that it’s right there.

Is the coffee actually different there?

Likely a bot account reposting content from elsewhere. I recommend blocking those users, since the content is usually not worth reposting.

Gourmeme

No, that’s ok, really. Please do not send me the nightmare memes.

Jesusfuckingchrist

why the hell are we watermarking memes here?

How about something giant?

I’m also often stroganoff at that time.

Yeah I dislike cars in general, but EVs are at least a step in the right direction.

literally me

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Temperature difference between the radiator water and room air.

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The pseudo mohawk makes it kind of a reverse mullet - business in the back, party in the front.