I mean, the gender swapped version of this is like 9 years old at this point so I think it’s fair to say we’ve been laughing at guys too…

Dogs generally shake their ear back right in my experience but yeah, they can go for a long time without caring.

I’m not sure I’d call what you get in prison “endless love”, it’s usually more of a friends with benefits situation…

some people didn’t like anyone who knew more than they did … The way things were going, if [they] wanted to throw stones at anyone who knew more than them, they’d soon have to throw them at the pigs

And Vers Men.

[citation needed]

Andy Samberg?

And then it’ll all go to shit and proper programmers will be able to charge bank to sort it out.

Also not Jesus doing the telling

I find my dog works well too, she’s a great listener.

I am deeply, obsequiously sorry. I was aghast to realize I have overwritten all the data on your D: drive with the text of Harlan Ellison’s 1967 short story I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream repeated over and over. I truly hope this whole episode doesn’t put you off giving AI access to more important things in the future.

What if we are sure whether you’re being sarcastic? Are you still unsure or does my surety change whether you are sure?

One that has a narrow strip (the ‘neck’) connecting two larger bits.

By most accounts US intelligence of where Russian air defenses are has been a major driver of the success of Ukraine’s oil refinery campaign so it’s not quite true that the US has no leverage. Not sure that would be enough for me to give up what they’re demanding if I were Ukrainian but as I’m not I don’t know whether it’ll force the issue.

I think you’ve got the pressure too high…

Nah, real connoisseurs use a goose’s neck.

See also Dickite

Wake up.
Be fucking everything.
You deserve your ass, OK?

That’s neat and all but I’m just trying not to fall out of this fucking tree.