Class: He/him/they.
Alignment: Hopeful loser.
Aesthetic: WIP, horror vacui / amor copia.
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My stories: Abandoned drippings


Eh if the behaviour is changing then I think it’s normal and good that the associated unit tests should also change.
Obviously you can get annoying with unit tests, but if they’re tiny and fast, and trivial to update then I like them as a truth check that the behaviour is changing as I expect.
Everything is cool
Ugh yes, I don’t even know how I got this spoon. It’s wide and flat, and has these sheer edges like it was just stamped from a sheet of metal and then fucked into a vaguely spoon adjacent shape by aliens who had heard of the concept of spoon and hated people. Somehow the metal is always kind of grimy looking, even when freshly cleaned.
This spoon will outlive me. It will outlive all of us.
I’ve been taking mine on runs and long walks, trying to wear them out. 🧦 🔫 It’s the only way
I guess my parents didn’t force me to eat, so I just had what they put out.
Like so much. I couldn’t keep up.
Pretty happy I grew up with hippy parents who raised me on almond and soy milks 😤


Yeah now it’s like let’s watch how exactly rich people are trying to make the future suck for me and it doesn’t even work, and even if it did it wouldn’t make our lives any better



Not nearly enough names. Keep going. I want to be shocked and dismayed. I want to find my blind spots. I want the names of people I thought were allies. And then I want us all to have a great, international cultural reckoning to ensure this doesn’t ever get this far again.


I demand a reremake


Wrapped plastic - not fantastic.
Everything’s got that wet toy sheen. Wow, so realistic. Much specular.
Me teaching my little brother to play Smash Bros.


Yes that is true, but rich people are impacted when businesses suffer. Think of it like austerity, but it comes from the bottom except the top.
Like I said, I feel bad for the businesses caught in the crossfire, but it’s better in the long run.


Poroperty is the only thing the assholes in power recognise.
Yeah it’s too bad for the businesses caught in the crossfire, sincerely, but this will actually have a greater impact. If business is impacted, then rich people stop making money. And they can’t stand that for even a second, so they start sending DMs to their contacts in politics.


It achieves nothing, so moderates love it.


They are trying to make opposition feel hopeless, but the truth is their continued aggression is totally reliant on foreign support.


Sometimes it’s really hard fighting for a better world for all when you realize the number of cruel people who inhabit it.
Do I want to make their world better too? Yes. Ugh, yes I do. They just don’t make it easy to want to.
We don’t let individuals own nuclear weapons. We shouldn’t allow individuals to wield financial weapons.