halyk.the.red

I can’t wait for Skyblivion. I haven’t been this excited to pay full price for a game since Fable 2.

Well I recall reading about what happened the last time vikings tried to land on American shores, and I say bring em on!

I just need to check my notes real quick.

Okay so it turns out we may have genocided the people who defended their homeland against some of the most feared warfighters of that time, so perhaps trump just drops this whole thing before unnecessary blood is shed.

Seriously, anyone who gets so much as a papercut as a direct result of one of trump’s orders is regretful and unfortunate.

I’m sure that will drastically improve the already wonderful and welcoming community.

Where Owls Know My Name is awesome

I was commenting on the frightening amount of plastic in our oceans, but I suppose sharks and alligators would get even more platic from kayaks and surf boards or whatever.

You’re doubling down if you’re eating fish.

Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary.

-Uncle Karl

That’s awesome, did they play Master The Hurricane? That song makes me speed in parking lots.

Visions Of Atlantis has two singers, male and female, with the female being the lead. I forget their names, and I know a quick google search would tell me, but I’m having trouble balancing this message and the steering wheel, plus this bowl of soup is REALLY hot.

Imaginaerum is a fun album, Scaretale and the first half of Song of Myself are great.

I was just reading this fantasy story, where a wizard used some kind of ritual as he was dying, to put his consciousness in a puppet. His mind being outside his body quickly drove him insane, as this little wooden man went on to challenge the will of gods.

Certainly a comment suggesting that tesla sales being indicitive of an amassing nazi force north of the border, and it must be nuked immediately, is extreme only in it’s obserdity. I believe a reasonable person would see the humor in that.

I scarcely can remember when satire once drew breath.

Mods removed my comment, purely because I called every canadian a nazi, with zero proof. It’s like 1984 up in here.

I’m not crazy about the concept, either, but I’m also going to call a spade a spade. When Ukraine falls, the front will shift to new borders, introducing war and displacement to new areas. If Russia advances, all of Europe will have been able to help prevent it, but did not. They would have let Ukraine get ground to dust for a few years, only to fall anyway. Sure, they helped a little, with training and supplies, but the death toll is uniquely Ukrainian.

Intent aside, wouldn’t it be easier to shore up current defences? Ukraine is already the NATO crumple zone, it would make more sense to keep them at that line.

Now for blind conjecture. Perhaps trump sold out Ukraine to allow Russia to have the minerals and oil of Ukraine. In exchange, Europe gets the constant threat of WW3. Americans, scared to stay where they’re at, but are more terrified by the prospects of open war as it sweeps across countries, stay on American shores.

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It’s fertilizer for my asparagus garden.

This dude’s ability to keep everyone on their toes is unprecidented.

Chaotic neutral, at the helm of an empire. This has to be a social experiement. If you’ll excuse the conjecture, I’m going to give my best guess as to what is really going on.

There’s gotta be an octopus in a tank with mutliple colored balls. When the octopus is allowed to pick a ball, it determines which politcal terminology choice wheel of corrosponding color is spun, and a dart is thrown. Once enough words are strung together, they hand the document to the cast and crew of Impractical Jokers, who are talking to Trump with an earpiece.