The tinnitus in my right ear sounds exactly like a CRT. Imagine being stuck with that sound for life.

I played around on an AI image generating website for a while. Eventually got bored with it.

Putin: lol front line for you.

Derek Huffman: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Should have told him “Thank You”.

I’m with the locals on this one. Bezos should go attempt something anatomically impossible on himself.

I agree, but that’s not very relevant to the comment you’re replying to.

platters were bent

I thought HDD platters were supposed to be too brittle for that.

Only after cutting up bell peppers without using gloves. The stabbing itch from that is unlike anything else I know.

If you want to get food aid into Gaza, it might be best to smuggle it in using drones or cartel subs.

That’s just like, uh, your opinion, man.

Cave Johnson made a lemon for that.

As obvious and uncontroversial as this comic may seem, the message still needs to be said.

What’s outrageous is that our goldfish-brained voters picked up the orange snake again after he bit us the first time.

they haven’t had much experience with inciting hatred that led to genocide

The indigenous peoples of North America might have something to say about that.

Bro, there’s nothing wrong with the headline. You’re just salty because you had a brain fog moment.

And go where, jackass?

Let’s dispense with this notion that America should be looked up to. We shouldn’t, and we seem to be the only ones at this point who don’t know that.

It’s been a long time since I’ve needed to use either. Instead I typically use Synaptic Package Manager, Mint’s Software Manager, or gdebi. Guess I’m just a filthy casual.

I thought it was because rubber man funny.

I just looked that up, and… TIL where that sound clip came from.