Question is: which of those is truly the best short play?

Time to open those windows!

I don’t know I’m not buying this whole thing.

My company is a Microsoft partner, we deal with all types of issues and requests including account hacking and lockouts. This just doesn’t read like a Microsoft customer support email. It reads more like a scammer actually.

The first paragraph sounds strange and not how they would typically start an investigation response.

They can, and have, recovered full access to our customers’ data in such an event, so weird to say they can’t.

even our engineers cannot retrieve them.

That just reads very strange. They don’t talk like that.

Then the final line with “Sincerely,” improperly indented looks like classic scammer text alignment.

And they wouldn’t sign it as “Microsoft Customer Support”. It would be signed with the agents name and wouldn’t be finite. Their ticketing system places footers that instruct the user to reply to the email for continued support.

This message looks bogus to me.

I’m not surprised 🥰

OMG, yes please 🙏

Damn, I thought you were going to take me out to dinner first

Thank God, that would’ve eaten me alive

The problem is that unbiased reporting usually reveals conservative corruption and poor behavior.

Hey, easy pal!

Still better than switching

Link or bust, OP

Two Bills, a Trump, and a prince walk into a beauty pageant dressing room…

Morality is inherent in mankind, even if many folks have the will to defy it or lack it altogether.

Religion emerged as a product of humanity’s profound drive for survival. The concept of death as a finite existence is inherently unacceptable to the brain’s survival mechanisms. Consequently, we developed religion and spirituality as coping mechanisms to address this existential dilemma.

I didn’t disparage, there was no disparage!

Even if this were a terrible criminal, if you are capable of carving political statements into another human’s flesh, there is something seriously wrong with you.

Like the bad kind

“Animal noises“… Damn that’s some racist shit

Don’t knock it till you try it

Yeah but from his ass

Were your parents the least bit concerned?