That was 100% a “whoosh” on my part, had just rolled out of bed and brain wasn’t firing on all cylinders yet.

Look at human history and you will see that every conflict can be settled if you are just willing to use words and nothing else.

An admirable sentiment, but I feel like you and I read very different history books.

Feels like we’ve killed Ridley like 10 times across the series.

How did Diddy get off with so much?

“Yay, I’ve finally beaten it!”

Music swells, choir begins chanting in Latin, boss’ corpse begins to float and glow

Another option is Ballotpedia.

“Eight? Who taught you math!?”

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I look at it like this: if you’ve accumulated that much money AND have had time to use it to help others, and haven’t? Glub glub time.

If you’ve suddenly stumbled into ludicrous wealth because a psychotic demigod drowned one of your forebears? Well, it’ll take at least 48 hours for you to put that money to more philanthropic use. I figure we can give those folks at least that much of a grace period to decide to be better.

The next Superman can handle them if that’s not enough to change their attitude.

And realistically, this would create so many power vacuums all at once that civilization would probably collapse overnight, but you can only get so realistic with superpower hypotheticals.

Relocate anyone with a net worth of >$500 mil to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

I’m my own grandpa… 🎶

I’m imagining the rooster with Bill Duke’s voice.

When reading anything published by The Daily Mail, it’s best to assume that the story ranges between poorly reported and outright fabricated.

Goonies.

NA NANANA NANAANANA NA KATAMARI DAMACY

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind is one of my favorites. Despite the fact that I’m not usually a rom-com guy, I actually liked Mr. Right.

Sam Rockwell.

No judgement for liking what you like, but having played it when it first came out I have to admit my first thought was “they couldn’t be arsed to finish the first one and you already want a second?”

In fairness I haven’t gone back through it after my initial playthrough, so maybe it’s better than last I saw it. At the time there were something like 20 skills in the tree that just straight up didn’t do what they were supposed to, half the stuff in the trailers was just made up, and cops could materialize from your ass.