It’s like someone tells you they need a heart transplant and you’re like, “Wow, same, I often have a hard time following through on my projects. It really feels like a lack of heart, you know?”

This is Minecraft btw.

Me!

ChatGPT, I need help whipping up some open source VideoDSP shader cores. Make sure the output includes a definition (and give me professional quality code)

How is an entire horse worth of free meat a problem? You’re looking a gift horse in the mouth.

But they’ll just do it themselves for $0, as has long been the case.

Don’t give giraffe pussy a bad name, bro.

You have my axe.

Sooooo much scat. Skibbidy doo bop!

What if they give me exactly the sauce I request with a smile and say, “have a nice day, you white piece of shit?” Same question, but they gave me a hotter sauce? That one almost feels like a compliment.

White. Brown. It’s all good. Can’t go wrong. Same goes for gravy.

Hell yeah, I want gravy.

I’d call it what it is: rape.

“Wait, please! I swear your looks aren’t even worth noting, truly! I would never compliment them!”

Did you ask for consent?

I wish all of our infrastructure weren’t built around needing computers. I’m lucky my small community is typewriter-friendly, so I can get most of my daily tasks done without ever getting behind the wheel of a mouse.

Damn right!

I think it’s possible this may have happened to me. And it was totally worth it, if that’s what it was!

A man can’t wet himself?

the thing

🛸 👽

Hell yeah! What does that get me? Laffy Taffy? Plastic spider ring? Slap bracelet!?