Solvable problem. You just need a turkey baster.

Please make a comic illustrating “gut wrenching uphill battle against entropy”

It’ll be cathartic (or selfishly, I just love your stuff).

Seriously though, I hope things improve for you 🤍

I’m the turtle but it’s okay, 🐢 will see sunnier days 🌞

Thanks, I’ll have to check that out next time I’m in the PA Wilds!

Have you been to Cherry Springs? The stargazing there is really amazing.

That’s awesome, well done you!

Sounds cool, can you share a pic?

Aw Bear is so cute

Is this a serious question?

Look if you don’t care about your health, you can crash diet, sure, but you’ll lose water weight first, and then will lose muscle alongside the fat, especially if you don’t exercise. You will also feel miserable and will make others feel miserable being around you. And you’ll most likely pack it back on when you quit the diet.

OP said no exercise.

Lola is doing her best fruit bat impression

I love you Gus gus gusterrrrr

I don’t generally drink soda but when i do, birch beer is my favorite; second favorites are Dr. Pepper, cream soda, and cranberry ginger ale.

Well I suppose the British pronunciation would be Eee-oar as well, but the ‘oar’ would probably sound more like ‘aww’ instead of the American R at the end. So Eee-aww sounds sort of like the ‘hee-haw’ sound a donkey might make.

My thoughts exactly! 🐴🤍

Eee-oar

Aww, give him a scritch for me 🤍

Ringtone? My dude, the only people I know who have their ringer volume on are all in their seventies.

I hate it. I don’t personally want any eye contact, so I don’t know how much eye contact is the right amount, and I end up making brief eye contact because I know I should, then looking away because it’s uncomfortable and I don’t want it to be too much. And I lose my train of thought in the process. It’s so much easier to talk to people if I can look in their general direction but not in their eyes.

Thanks Lady! :)