My reddit username is tied to multiple embarassing things I did when I was a lot more immature, during my early 10s, and now that I’m in my late 10s, I’d rather not have my embarassing 2018 things affect my 2025 things.

A personal datacenter with 3-digit terabytes of storage, terabytes of RAM, and 3-digit CPUs. Unless I win the lottery (and the safe withdraw rate on these investments are high enough), I won’t be getting any of this.

I’ve been getting by with Ionos, as a Filipino user with a VPS in America. The support was helpful when I had cloud panel issues the first month, but again your mileage may vary.

It’s not perfect, but for me, it’s good enough.

And I don’t check my email every single day. Scary.

Nitter ended up getting their domain back though.. However, the good ending doesn’t always happen.

Thankfully I don’t have anything “controversial” on my website.

I use Image Max URL so when I open an image in a new tab that I want to inspect in greater detail, it redirects me automatically to the highest resolution version for my viewing pleasure.

Does the interstate that takes 15 minutes actually take 15 minutes? If that interstate is crazy congested, the state highway might actually be faster. Or maybe this is some rural part of America, I don’t know.

YouTube. I wish they made better decisions about how to run the platform,.

shit i think i need to update the regex again

Not writing “Mr.”, “Mrs.”, or “Ms.” in documents. Waste of ink, typing time, and reading time.

Do we really want normies on our site? Will they really act as bait for the megacorps to come and ruin our federation?

This also screams “I am a selfish and self-centered person”.

Manila, Philippines: My drinking water comes from a delivery service that drops off a few blue containers of drinking water every few days. I’ve never swallowed tap water but I do use tap water when rinsing after toothbrushing. The sticker on the blue containers has the company name on it, contact details (obviously), and something about “18-stages latest US technology”.

Investigators are aware of the “Alien Blue” subject that has consistently come up in discussions. Rest assured the Lemurian Alien Encounter Investigation Board is doing its best to investigate the connections between Alien Blue and these aliens, who have now been designated “Alien Race no. 1994-2108X” through an agreement between the Lemurian Alien Encounter Investigation Board, NASA, ESA, JAXA, the Philippine Space Agency, Roscosmos, and ISRO.

Investigators say it is due to a large network of alien ships outfitted with technology far surpassing our current level that NASA confirmed entered the Solar System in 1994. In 2023 these ships entered Low-Earth Orbit and began to enter the atmosphere. Videos circulating all over social media claim that the alien ships expelled a gray material into the sky, later confirmed by air quality specialists to be nanoscale bots designed specifically to phase through the skull layer into the human brain, presumably as a form of mind control.

For reasons beyond human comprehension, these nanobots made changes to the human brain’s neuronal topology to then artificially introduce an urge to check out Lemmy. It is also suspected that these alien ships may have also performed mind control operations on Reddit’s high-ranking employees to induce these controversial API changes to further drive traffic to Lemmy and most importantly, save on nanobots.

We assume that these alien ships would have to spend hundreds of thousands of years in interstellar space to return to their homeworld to pick up more, so it would be reasonable that they would take measures to minimize their nanobot usage.

I am one of them

I established !signs@lemmy.ml where people can post photos of signs they find interesting

I instead selected the limited time range option and asked for data between 2015 and today (I started using Reddit in August 2018) and seems like it works. Now we wait for reddit to send us the data by February 30, 2024

I’m in the Philippines and picked “other”, and it says that something went wrong. How can I still get a copy of my data?

I sure hope Lemmy has good crowd control… as a reddit refugee myself

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