Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.

“Which was the style at the time…”

Love this style! Try searching for “blanket shawl” to find pieces with this drape.

Wildflower seeds! Bonus if they’re native to the state/area. Packets cost a couple bucks. Add a small terra cotta pot for another couple bucks, or DIY some seed bombs and wrap them in a piece of fabric cut from a shirt/sheet/whatever you are considering discarding anyway, tying with a contrasting color of thin fabric.

For the kid in your family, I would suggest researching the wildflowers native to their area, and writing out or printing directions for them to make the seed bombs themselves. Maybe giving parents of said kid $10 to purchase soil for the project.

Open a random page in any P. G. Wodehouse novel and you’re good to go! Gussie Fink-Nottle, Bingo Little, Kipper Herring, Stiffy Byng. Or, my personal fave, add in an extra letter like he did for his character Psmith, where, he explains, the “p” is silent, "as in pshrimp.”

I found Headbanger’s Kitchen pretty accessible when I was researching keto-centric cooking. He also does a lot of Indian dishes and some vegetarian as well.

https://m.youtube.com/@HeadbangersKitchen

Horns up! 🤘