Here’s hoping they play this at launch

https://youtu.be/JkK8g6FMEXE

No, you fucking moron, because the IDF will most likely throw anyone in there while parroting the line that they’re ‘clearly hamas’.

Get ready for Hamas rank and file numbers to magically triple.

We just tend to break a lot and require a lot of maintenance (feeding, cleaning, repairs, and containment).

This is a cute idea for a movie and all but it’s incredibly impractical/unsustainable. If a system required that it’s energy storage be self-replicating (for whatever reason) then you would design and fabricate that energy storage solution for that system. Not be reliant on a calorically inefficiently produced sub-system (i.e. humans).

You literally need to grow an entire human just to store energy in it. Realistically, you’re looking at overfeeding a population with as much calorically dense, yet minimally energy intensive foodstuffs just to store energy in a material that’s less performant than paraffin wax (body fat has an energy density of about 39 MJ/kg versus paraffin wax at about 42 MJ/kg). That’s not to speak of the inefficiencies of the mixture of the storage medium (human muscle is about 5 times less energy dense than fat).

We’re much worse batteries than an actual battery and we’re exponentially more difficult to maintain.

All the advertising your institution should need is the research coming out of it.

Intermural sports are fine but if that’s mostly what your university is known for then, as the post mentions, you’re not really a university.

I am hands and legs.

Lol, holy shit dude. You’ve lost the plot.

This isn’t the criticism you think it is. People can have opinions on things they don’t create.

Yes, French is a foreign language to the Americas.

Huh?

Replace the top four panels with the bottom two and you have me.

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Children are not autonomous and are beholden to another citizen for their existence. That’s a civic relationship too easy to abuse with, what I see to be, very little net benefit.

I’m in support of not taxing children, but how will you distinguish an intentional purchase made by a child vs a purchase made on behalf of someone else for the benefit of a tax-free purchase?

I’ve never understood tipping your tattoo artist. It’s like tipping your physical therapist.

You should just make your fees be exactly what you want to make.

This is the one I eventually landed on for my dumb cat and it’s been great!

https://petkit.com/products/fresh-element-solo

Ethnostates are bad, mkay?

I don’t feed my cat, I have a machine that does that

I highly recommend it; it decouples you from the food. My cat knows now that begging gets him nowhere.

That’s not to say it never happens but when it does I just meow-argue right back at him. Eventually he looks confused and gives up.

That’s not metal. That’s a crushing dependency on alcohol.