I honestly can’t see anyone but an insignificant fraction of the general population ever using this.

There are only a few people who would benefit from taking the time to learn a how to use this contraption and even fewer who would bother.

Even better: wash yourself regularly and avoid synthetic fabric.

H2g2 would make an amazing show. And we could finally find out what happened to earth.

No, unfortunately, which is why I deleted the original message:(

Take a look at caprine: https://github.com/sindresorhus/caprine

I can’t honestly tell if any of this really has a future, but it should super interesting.