You’re missing the stage between denial and anger, which is annual sick week, because I refuse to put on a sweater and then I shiver in the park for an entire Saturday and catch a cold.

Thank you, I had no idea this existed or how badly I needed it.

I’ve heard good things about water picks.

Why are you so hung up on big age gaps? Just put everyone within a few years of each other.

Selena Gomez is in the cookie, how much clearer could they be?

Generous. Most high schoolers I knew would never be caught thinking.

If she’s worried she might have it set to wake her up if he texts.

My mistake if that’s the case.

It sounds like the author of the article is more concerned with the incentive it creates for developers to push useless or sloppy updates (“impact driven development”) than the UX.

That’s not how it works, you have to go there first to get beaten with the stick.

Send pics

Source?

Cephalopods of all kinds are fabulous, but it’s a crime I haven’t seen siphonophores here.

If it’s too correct Americans can’t read it.

Feature requests never account for the performance hit.

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Sometimes when I send it to my boss, that’s what it means.

Lady Gaga is catholic too I think, she’s not evil yet.

Yeah I’m high and I can’t even explain how perfect this is.

I’m not going to engage with you on the topic of a women’s right to choose, or the meaning of bodily autonomy. On the off chance you’re not a troll, good luck with your research on this very well documented political debate.