Like the best kept secret of domain registrars

Known to the State of California.

No, that’s incorrect.

It’s “Thou are tall” or “Thou art tall”

Nominative   Oblique  Possessive 
Thou         Thee     Thy/Thine* 
I            Me       My/Mine*
He           Him      His
She          Her      Her/Hers**
You          You      Your/Yours**

* Used as an object (It is thine) or historically, when the following word started in the vowel (Thine eyes sparkle like diamonds, Mine ears ache)

** Used as an object (it is hers)

I would have probably bought and imported this already if it weren’t for the lack of headphone jack. :(

I changed my editorial to reflect that :)