noodlejetski (he/him)

I can’t really blame you for not questioning it in the first place, though.

The guy who said that ancient Rome and the US have always been allied.

I had to look it up, and that’s not really what he said: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-italy-allies/

it’s not “mostly”, it’s only available for several latest Pixel generations.

and I’m apparently a famous Tiktoker and Youtuber.

and yet it’s been compressed to hell and back like it’s from 2013

that website screams the 2000’s 😂.

no third party scripts, no ads, isn’t trying to sign me up for a newsletter, loads almost instantly.

I don’t think Loops counts, it’s not federated yet.

Kingsman: The Secret Service. just… no.