“…and is now banned in the EU.”

…Maybe, but the possibility didn’t even occur to me. There were no hints at sarcasm there in the language or in the meta, so how can anyone tell?

Ah, so that’s why this message board is so salty

This is a salty comments section. Can’t even tell who’s salty or why, but they definitely are.

Why the fuck do you have a net positive on upvotes vs. downvotes? Wow people here are racist assholes.

My housemate lost his awesome mom when he was like, 10, because of that. She refused to go to the hospital because she couldn’t afford it, and it got infected. Fuck this country.

I do this too. But of course some cat like some or most people food more than others. My cat eats ranch dressing, eggs, dairy, and oils. She’ll eat a few meats too. But she is mostly uninterested in human food, so I fulfill her curiosity often because it’s kind to my cat and it helps stave off her desire to beg. I also thinks she just trusts me more and is more fond of me because I engage with her in her interests a lot. Hell, that’s just good advice for raising children too.

…What? Can’t you read?

This type of vindictive anti-justice is totally not sapping energy from productive activity and will create a world of cycles of revenge. Embrace it

I caught your /s, but I’m not sure everyone will, fam

You almost have a well-made point, except that part of it sounds like you are low-key trying to blame black people specifically for the beginning of all slavery.

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“Get informed”

Bold of you to tell people to do something that dangerous, Amazon.

Not a bad take, clearly can be read that way in the English. But I don’t read Greek, so I can’t tell you one way or the other.

You clearly don’t.

I think maybe a lot of people failed to see that “Sure.” doesn’t necessarily mean sarcasm, and didn’t used to.

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You had me in the first half, appealing to my desire for empathy. You had me in the second half, on the floor laughing.

Came here to say this. X is doing worse than Reddit.

I know this kind of post is not supposed to be taken seriously, but they’re so haphazard and forced that I don’t find them funny. I’m getting sick of these billions of poorly-thought-out “moral + lawful alignment” charts for things that have little to no morality or lawfulness attached, trying to tell us what kind of person we are if we do what, and being wildly off-the-mark. For this one and most others, most of the entries are “lawful good/neutral”, because they are valid and effective ways to protect your fucking bread, done by someone who sees it important to do so. If you really want to start categorizing the way tons of different people do shit, find a more appropriate format.

In everything funny there is a trace of something true

Patently false. Or are all racist jokes true?