I settled for completing the Remake on Switch because you can save and not have to start over and beat it in one sitting.

Will Smith turned down The Matrix for this movie…

If you point it the other way, you’re not braced anymore and start falling.

The only quantum problem reserved for AI that I know of returned the answer ‘42’.

Or they cast featherfall and start dropping things on you

Demos? I think I still have my full version of Roller Coaster Tycoon I got from a cereal box somewhere.

You also have to buy three different store exclusive special editions to get all of the content

Well now I want to know what you use a Mazel tov cocktail for…

Is that the traditional drinking variety?

I’m rooting for the cephalopods

$3.50

I’m running out of space, though, and by my calculations it’s going to take another 13 to power the webcam…

As terrible as the HVAC adjacent transmission is, at least there’s actual physical buttons & not a touch screen…

It can still be enshittified further…

A picnic bench is just a low, skinny table.

On my work computer when I maximize a window, I get a little strip of desktop still showing between the window and the start bar.

I tend to say “Hablo un poquito”, then use a lot of hand gestures.

What sea? It’s Pool World!

Yes.

Be thankful and don’t look into it any further!

A friend of mine in highschool loaned me his copy in my 4th period biology class, and I finished it around 2am that night.

He told me not to read the sequels and I didn’t listen, lol, but years later the Ender’s Shadow series was closer to what I wanted.