Yeah, priuses are really low maintenance for the most part, it’s nice. And motorcycles aren’t necessarily the death traps people are making out here, higher risk yes but if you’re a defensive, aware driver and not a squid it’s really not bad. Motorcycles don’t tend to attract defensive drivers though.

Oddly enough my heart rate tends to be lower when I’m tired as well. It tends to be better at night in general too

Good job keeping your heart rate down

Yeah I think this is a huge improvement to the app tbh

Fair. I do feel it on big ones though, but that might just be because I’ve sensitized it

Yes, but does it make them feel good when they poop? Genuine question, I have no clue.

Hmmmmmm, that’s a question for someone religious

Women don’t have a prostate tho and don’t die full of shit [CITATION NEEDED]

So you can sensitive and play with them of course, shit’s great

That’s just physics though, your eyes are just pinhole cameras basically

Possible TMI warning, I’m into stuffing my butt with dildos and will occasionally do a deep clean with a large enema, around 6-8 liters. When I do that much it pushes the gas in my bowels back through to my stomach and it makes me burp. Gross but neat

What data is it trained on? This isn’t meant to be a “gotcha” question, I’m wondering about it.

Oh that’s not bad then. Like still sucks but not too far

A dildo. Get to know yourself and what you like a little and it’s legitimately brain melting. You don’t have to be gay to enjoy em, I’m glad I gave butt stuffing a try.

Just make sure whatever you get is actually body safe. Silicone is generally the only good soft body safe material, look for medical grade or platinum cure.

I am living proof that this will fuck you right up

You just don’t notice it till it really becomes a problem

Tie me to a bed, tape a bag over my head, and snuggle with me as I tremble and twitch and tell me it’s ok 👀

Tragic

I’ve seen both of my grandfathers become shadows of who they were due to alzheimers and I really hope I don’t live long enough for that to happen to me. Fate worse than death, I think that’s reasonable

Look small talk is all well and good but don’t keep pressing for info on what I’ve been up to because telling you all about how I’ve been spending most of my days as a puddle of self hatred on the couch doesn’t make for good small talk

Ah I knew it wasn’t a real word but not why it felt right, that’s it right there. Neato