Try a bug that sporadically happens only in release mode, with no clear connection to anything else, only to find out years later it only happens when someone uses the microwave for too long in the break room.

“You know, we always get this error after lunch when I reheat leftover soup.”

Goddamnit Kyle!

Yeah… Situational awareness kind of a requirement for short people.

Tip from person with short legs: if someone is walking faster behind you, move to the side and slow down to let them pass at their speed. You’re welcome fast walkers.

Vibe means something like “the feel” or “the atmosphere”. You provide the general idea of what you want (the vibes) and the AI fills in the gaps… Typically with slop created by training off of stolen work.

I was thinking about something, but now I’m thinking about “what was I thinking about” and that pushed out what I was thinking about and now I’m taking too long and I’m thinking about how awkward it’s getting. OMG what was I thinking about?!

Oh yeah it was about that embarrassing thing I did yesterday…

“Nothing”

Damn American units

Dungeon Crawler Carl for all you video game nerds. Listen to the audiobook…

I’m lying. I’ve reread it multiple times and picked up new things each run.

Yup. Herd mentality. If you’re not part of the herd, you’re a valid target for reinforcing the herd’s stances.

If an internet person says it and I want it, it has to be true.

Finally! I found the name for what I’ve been thinking of. Thank you!

Yeah! I think liquid democracy is practical with today’s technology, especially if it is encrypted correctly with verification and privacy in mind.

alias who_the_fuck_am_i='whoami'

I haven’t had a sound issue since I unplugged the speakers

They already can by putting your finger on the camera and lighting up your finger with the led light. Then it detects the rhythmic changes picked up by the camera… At least 10+ years ago. It was a good novelty feature, but turns out, for most healthy people, checking your heart rate gets old after a few runs.

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That sounds more like bon appétit than bone-petite

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Temple OS needs to be at Ascension level. Dude made an OS under God’s direction.

Edit: Okay, Ascension level appears to be living in the woods. Temple OS needs it’s own tier. Literally God tier.

Probably the biggest advantage they have is that they can sell devices at cost or even at a loss and still profit from increased Steam game sales, like how other console makers operate.

3rd parties can’t compete with that. Not even close. If there’s no profit from the device itself, there’s no motivation to make it. And apart from the hardware cost, they also need to pay for the R&D and corporate maintenance. They can’t compete with the Steam Deck. If they made an exact Steam Deck clone, they’d have to make it, idk ~$40 more to make a profit, but no one would buy it because the Steam Deck is the same for less. They have to give it slightly higher specs to give it a niche. That might take hardware cost up to $500 and then charge $150 more to make up for the distributor fees and then $100 to make it actually profitable. But at that point, they’ve already lost most budget and casual gamers, they might as well aim at whales and enthusiasts and make profits $300. If a $950 device sells half as well as a $750 device, it’s still more profitable.

Edit: more realistic numbers

… I think we read different articles.

It looks more like brown on my screen, which could look like something else: as if a dog pooped in the hall and a Roomba ran over it.