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Idk about all that…. My son coulda wrote this IF he didn’t sleep through literally everything

I believe a corn dog is actually a hybrid nugget / lollipop

Shit rolled up in a tortilla, that’s a burrito

5/7

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever bought 7am

Old man shouldn’t get a say in what a woman is.

🤷

You’re a Snapchat filter

🎶letting the days go by🎵

My son id 15 and ngl im excited for the day he moves out BUT only from a “kid launches” perspective.

If homie finds his legs and still lives at home until he finds a partner thats cool.

If he never finds his legs … fuck.

A water meter is like 1.02 metric yards

NGL I’m shocked they weren’t doing this already, I seem to recall it being mentioned some android devices did this already when iOS added it last year(?)

At least some of the more security oriented ones?

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My son shouting THATS ANAKINS LIGHT SABER when Luke faced Kylo was one of my favorites.

He turned his life around though!

He became a running back

The best way to find someone in a crowd is to use the dead fish.

Put your arm up, and flop your hand down like a dead fish dangling off your wrist.

If the person trying to find you can’t find the dead fish …. Start swinging the”dead fish” and it will draw attention.

Concert and Music Festival tested.

Everyone has a plumbus

… yes yes

Aaaaand it’s AI slop