Does he not have any arms?

Ah, the greatest nation in the world

/s

Porn for people who like poop

Ah I coveted the Neo Geo. I would gaze longingly at screenshots in CVG magazine and dream of having one.

Now I have a multicart for my Jamma cab and I can play pretty much any Neo Geo game I want. Turns out, apart from Viewpoint, metal slug and a few others I tend to prefer other systems.

Pretty sure the lenses cost extra. I heard somewhere in the region of $800 I think but I could be misremembering

Magnetic swappable lenses I believe.

Ah, when a 9600 baud modem was fast….

Any time I’ve gone to a festival I’ve taken one look at the toilets and my butthole has closed up until I get home.

I have the same issue. I started playing but being a busy parent I didn’t have time to get in to it properly and now I’d need to start again. I might have to do that when the DLC drops.

Games should have a “parent mode” which give you a quick refresher on controls and important gameplay mechanics. :)