I want chocolate cake. You guys are doing cocai - ?

Love me some lasagna

We might get a trade deal with our greatest ally… Next the rest of the world…

So many oddities.

Huge, fake looking boobs.

Belly Button discharge.

Too many fingers.

Legs fused together.

When you go outside with tea, I believe you are more nose blind.

When I eat leftovers the day after, or go camping, food tastes better because I am nose blind to the flavors. My brain becomes alert to sudden flavors when I eat outside, and grows fatigued when I am cooking/preparing indoors.

Read more on wikipedia Olfactory fatigue

The career opportunities for my partner’s career are basically only available in this region of our country.

I have been encouraged/peer pressured to eat shrimp with the tails on. I declined and ripped them off.

Cool!

They should have left their personal phone at home, and brought a burner. Without the fun apps on it.

I am American and can confirm I feel like this.

Has America considered asking Panama for eggs? Or Gaza?

Still the safest way to travel… Just a little less safe!

Have you tried walking?

I get my Java from a local coffee shop

Are you a sleepy eepy zeppo?

I need to come up with a creative username. But you are correct.

No thanks

How will Glenn Greenwald post his show?!

What will I do with my life during that downtime?