1. Ideal number of fingers inside you when you masturbate? Or maybe none if you aren’t into that.

2. Kinkiest thing you’ve done before that you want to do again?

3. Kinkiest thing you haven’t done but are curious about?

The fuck it will.

Elon might go down with it (probably not), but one shitty, Nazi-led, small time automaker going from circling the drains to out of business won’t hurt the US.

The US will be better off once all remaining Teslas are in history museums. Preferably in the section where kids on field trips can learn about Great Mistakes in American History.

Where’s the burial plot? Asking for a friend.

I assume it already did that. Which is (one of many reasons) why I don’t have one.

Market cap of $1.2 trillion. That’s 3 Boeing’s.

Plus 3 McDonalds.

Plus 3 General Motors.

With room to spare.

If anybody still owns this garage garbage meme stock, get out now while you can. Sell before your friends do.